Christopher Harding

Percy Gets Probed: and Other Peculiar Stories (Volume 1) Christopher Harding 1. izdevums

Take a bit of Neil Gaiman, Monty Python, League of Gentlemen, along with some Kevin Smith and other secret ingredients, grind them up and add to the mince some cheese and bacon for flavor (because everything tastes better with cheese and bacon), place in a pastry shell and (half)bake until golden brown, and you'll have the meat pie that is Percy Gets Probed. Best served with Colman's mustard and Branston Pickle and washed down with English ale. A collection of short stories which include aliens, zombies, vampires, dystopian societies and strange religion. A mix of horror, comedy, drama, fantasy, science fiction, and coming-of-age, all told in such a way as you may not expect. Whether this is good or bad, the reader may decide. But the point is that it's told through the lens of the author's unique vision: that is, myopic and with a lazy eye. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But then sometimes it really is a phallus. The first of two volumes.