Mike Canestaro

Not for Children's Stories: Selected Tales of Evil Thought, Bad Fortune and Disillusionment Mike Canestaro

Look at poor little Woofs on the front cover. Don't you feel sorry for him? You shouldn't really. He has a pretty good life. He just happens to have a cone on his head right now. Sometimes life places a cone on your head. If you are lucky, it is a metaphorical cone, but in Woof's case, it is very, very real. Forget Woofs, let's talk about you... Have you ever served in the Swiss Army? Ever swam around in a fish bowl for several years? Been a greedy televangelist? If you answered "No" to these questions then it is absolutely necessary that you read this book because your life is really not that bad and you need to be reminded of it! Your life is certainly not horribly infected with thoughts of evil bad fortune or disillusionment, and so hooray for you! The tales depicted in this book, while being almost one hundred percent untrue are also completely fiction! So, please buy it because it will make you feel better, or if you are lucky, less worse.