Bradley Roe

A Saint's Last Tear Bradley Roe

A Saint's Last Tear is a comedic and touching novel about the mystical journey of tractor journalist, Simeon Stylos, and his one-year membership in a bizarre fitness/self help cult. It begins one night after he eats fourteen pieces of pizza and makes the eternal mistake of calling the membership number on the television. The novel features hilarious adventures, world-class tractor journalism, Chinese restaurants, Ecuadorian travel stories, and a trip to the Spam Recipe Contest. The journey ends when Simeon discovers the mystery behind his ancient name.