Seymore Butts

Ponderings on the Pot Seymore Butts

**When you have your next BIG IDEA on the TOILET, you have a journal for the occasion!** ATTENTION TOILET THINKERS: If you do your best pondering on the pot, this journal is for you. When you buy this journal, here's just a small taste of what you'll get: A place to write down great ideasSomething to do when you have limited mobilityA gift that is just as useful as it is hilariousA gift for anyone who enjoys poop or fart jokes... so everyoneBetter than magazine reading material for guests25 Pages for Drawings or Comic Designing25 Pages for large creations50 Pages specifically designed for drawing AND journalingAnd much, much more... BUT CREATIVE STINKERS BEWARE! Those who are not able to remove the stick from their pooper should not buy this journal. I repeat, this journal is not for the faint of heart. It is a themed journal that is sure to spark inspiration in the most unexpected places. SYNOPSIS: Ponderings on the Pot is a Journal that you can take as seriously or not as you wish. The first 50 pages are for writers: You're an excellent writer and you know it. NOW if you could only find a place to get a little peace and quiet! What better way to get some alone time than when you're on your porcelain throne?! Maybe you're not an excellent writer but dammit you've got some clever ideas. AND they only come to you on the pot. These pages are for you, my friend. The next 25 pages are for visual learners. You get different shapes and sizes for drawing. You can even make your own comic strip!The last 25 pages are blank for the ones who color outside the lines. They don't need DESKS or SPIRAL NOTEBOOKS to write down ideas! All they need is a toilet and a journal that references how clever they are in the bathroom!This is a SMALL 6 x 9-inch 100-page journal (100 pages) that easily fits on the back of the toilet tank. Not enough pages? Get one for everyone! Share your tales!Whether you're just chilling on the pot for a quick second, hiding from your children, sneaking things you shouldn't, or in it for the long haul dump, this journal is packed with pages that give you the opportunity to express your most creative self - or just doodle. When you buy this journal, you won't be able to put it down - except to wipe. But don't take our word for it. Scroll up and BUY YOUR COPY TODAY!