George Onstot

Life's a B*tch George Onstot

Canadians Red Crossley and Flash Gortton, both recently retired from the NFL, are trying to figure out what to do with themselves. But then Lord Larry Rawson, Red's father-in-law, decides he can't stand to see their alma mater, Northup University, lose another football game. So Lord Larry, after doing some checking, learns that Scoliosis Robinson, a Louisiana high school football phenom, is the running back who could return the Northup Kodiaks to gridiron glory. But how are Red and Flash going to get that kid?