Jules Cassard

Dirt Nap Rhapsody Jules Cassard

Publisher Marketing: Tag and Lori are the couple on the top of the wedding cake. Everything about their relationship is perfect and they're both deliriously happy - except for one tiny little, earth-shattering problem. Her name is Marcie and despite the fact that Tag likes to think of himself as a pretty decent guy, he just can't shake his desire to do some... well, some not so decent things with her. When his obsession with Marcie gets to the point that he finally breaks down and confesses his struggles to Lori, Tag is touched by her compassionate and understanding response. He breathes a sigh of relief - until the next day when Marcie turns up dead. Could sweet, dainty, couldn't-hurt-a-fly Lori be a... be a... Tag can't even bring himself to think it. But could she? Detective Steiner doesn't think so. Detective Steiner first joined the force because as a kid he loved watching cop shows. Then he spent the next 20 years learning that cop shows aren't very realistic. When his investigation leads him to Tag, he sees in him the potential for the type of cop show cat and mouse game that he's always dreamed of. But Tag wants no part of that - he's not even sure if he wants to know the truth himself. Of course the truth may come out anyway if Susan keeps poking around. Susan is Tag and Lori's recently widowed next door neighbor whose hobbies include gardening, drinking and hypochondria. She also has a thing for Tag and she's not afraid to show it, so if Lori was suddenly out of the picture, that would probably be alright with her. On second thought, Tag and Lori have more than one tiny little problem.